Completely Uninteresting Dispatch #2

DO I ONLY LIKE QUESTIONABLE CONTENT BECAUSE MARTEN LOOKS LIKE DAN PERNIK???

AAAH!!!

p.s. I'm on 771 now. I'm working backwards. It's hella postmodern.

p.p.s. I think this officially makes me an insomniac.

p.p.s. . .LIKE HANNERS???

Pttthpthh

It's 3:28 in the morning. Everyone went to bed a long time ago, so I've been amusing myself by clicking 'random' on xkcd for hours. Seriously. And I have come to two conclusions:

1. Randall Munroe is the kind of man (maybe the actual man, he's only 24) I want to marry, if I ever even become a dateable person again, which is unlikely.

2. I totally forgot that the very sentiment for which I love David Foster Wallace was articulated a couple years earlier in Sandman, and I don't know how I feel about this. Which is nerdier? Or does it matter?


P.S. God I'm such a creep.